• Image of Speedy Plush - Shepherd edition
  • Image of Speedy Plush - Shepherd edition

This edition is limited to 50 and is signed by Shepherd Shitposter McGee right across the butt. It'll probably just say "Shepherd" and you'll have to mentally fill in the rest. I'm making him pack these up himself. I'm very sad that I stopped drinking in late 2019 as I want to suck down a full bottle of peppermint schnapps and cackle like a witch as he suffers beneath the groaning fidgety work of shipping and handling.

The plush Speedy meets all ASTM and CPISA standards for safety and quality; technically speaking, he's child-safe.

I am very tired.

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