KOALAPOCALYPSE 2024 digital certificate
$3.50
Want to give Shepherd Shitposter McGee some money without cluttering up your house? Do you live overseas but still want to participate in the Great Koalapocalypse of 2024?
Here's a high-resolution .jpg which you can download in lieu of paying lots and lots of dollars for a Speedy plush toy. It's sized for printing on standard 8.5"x11" paper and can be used as a wallpaper for mobile devices. Make sure you enter your email so the file can automatically download to your inbox!
Fees breakdown: I get a dollar, Shep gets a dollar, the government and my service providers get a dollar, and Ale Presser is, of course, paid for her art.