• Image of KOALAPOCALYPSE 2024 digital certificate

Want to give Shepherd Shitposter McGee some money without cluttering up your house? Do you live overseas but still want to participate in the Great Koalapocalypse of 2024?

Here's a high-resolution .jpg which you can download in lieu of paying lots and lots of dollars for a Speedy plush toy. It's sized for printing on standard 8.5"x11" paper and can be used as a wallpaper for mobile devices. Make sure you enter your email so the file can automatically download to your inbox!

Fees breakdown: I get a dollar, Shep gets a dollar, the government and my service providers get a dollar, and Ale Presser is, of course, paid for her art.